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Two funny things:

I dreamt a guy on a motorcycle was chasing me in my car. I woke up and found out that the motorcycle was my wife's snoring!

 

My wife just left for work. She said she was going to call on the road. I said, "I'll be eating my breakfast." She said, "That's not a problem; it's a one-way conversation." I said, "Aren't all conversations between men and women one-way?" She said, "You're bad!"

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