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I went to my first hockey game in Columbus, GA with my gay friends last night. I was okay till one of them touched my hand to see if it was cold like his.

 

No, I ain't kidding. I rent a room from one of them. Decent guys who aren't "flaming".

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Tony I have neighbors and relatives that are full fledged flamers. When ever I'm introduced to one of their friends they nearly always for the lack of a better phrase. Throw me a bone to see if I'm queer. Often they try to start a conversation making disparaging remarks about women or as in your case touch, bump or make physical contact. If they touch me I act pissed off. move quickly away or say "excuse me" in a sarcastic tone. When they verbally run down women I turn the conversation to the delight of or my weakness for pussy.

 

Years ago I moonlighted as a limo driver for a gay owned business. I was younger, healthier and could throw around my 6'4", 240 lbs. I elbowed another driver later being told I broke his nose. Another I had to deal with police after grabbing his throat leaving finger nail marks. The flamer I elbowed on a bet or dare with another queer grabbed me from behind and humped me like a dog. The one I grabbed by his throat was trying to put the moves on my son. He told my son he was good friends with a popular rock band. Motely Crew I think it was. Claimed he could bring my son back stage and meet them all if he went to a concert with him.

 

The cop took my side saying "I don't blame you". The cop got the heat off me by telling the flamer I was considering filing attempted sexual conduct with a minor charges against him. The queer was on probation for a pot possession and didn't want the heat on him and decided not to press assault charges against me.

 

One of the gay drivers that never gave me any trouble. Was a law school dropout later became a cop. He worked his way through the ranks and I'm told one of the best homicide detectives in the state.

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Okay, you're telling me they still hit on you?

No they don't hit on me. According to my nephew, as queer as a three dollar bill with full blown aids. They have a "I bet he's gay" type mentality even when meeting married men with children. They throw a bone to find out of one is queer or what they call "weekenders".

 

My nephew's former and now deceased companion. Told me he discovered he was gay while in the Navy after being married and fathering two children. I never asked details. He was a low ranking officer but left the service with only four or five years. I'm told but can't say for sure. He was deactivated or given the boot with a general discharge. The pathetic creep at family get-togethers was always remarking. Be it somebody he just met or a conversation about another person, celebrities especially. "Bet he's gay" or "I can tell he's gay and don't know it" usually while giggling like a 13 year old girl. My family tolerated him because he took good care of my very ill nephew.

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I went to my first hockey game in Columbus, GA with my gay friends last night. I was okay till one of them touched my hand to see if it was cold like his.

No, I ain't kidding. I rent a room from one of them. Decent guys who aren't "flaming".

So, are you a weekender? Are you going on another date?
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So, are you a weekender? Are you going on another date?

Now that's a cheap shot, in jest I'm sure. Ken does make a point however. Being seen in public with the guy could open up the rumor mill. I found myself victimized by some malicious neighborhood gossip working for the gay owned limo service.

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Now that's a cheap shot, in jest I'm sure. Ken does make a point however. Being seen in public with the guy could open up the rumor mill. I found myself victimized by some malicious neighborhood gossip working for the gay owned limo service.

I was just teasing, and I'm sure Tony knew it was coming before he posted the story.
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You think that you are retiring sir.

The retirement form 451/5527-7q was not returned and form 451/5527-k that was, is a requisition for a 67657677 form/5= a 8 month tour of ALASKA to test cold weather gear.....Got ya snow shoes????

 

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I know you were egging me. I'm pretty boring, and don't go much of anywhere after work. I pretty much don't know what to do with myself if I don't have something to work on. No Karl, I think I'm like C-rats on the shelf in a warehouse- time to throw them out!

 

I only have a couple kind-of job offers at Benning, and nothing else. Kind of a bummer. Actually, if I didn't need the money I could work on stuff here at home for at least a year. There's that much to do, counting all the antiques in the garages that need to be restored. On that note, we only get about 40% of sales from our three booths, after rent and 10% to the antique mall. I really wonder if the return on investment is there?

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