karlunity Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fc has become a progressive dem Az has taken up golf Dr. Hess supports obamacare everybody else has been seen to have a nude picture of Hill in their locker..... karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Hess Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Karl has gone bonkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzRednek Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Karl, don't Bogart what ever it is your taking!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Moi...Hey...I hard that Az was putting vote for Obama handouts in the mail...on his own time and wrote "Hope and Change" and the mail as for Dr. Hess...why he was filling out obama care forms at home and turning in the sportscars for a chevy VOLT!!!!!! Youse heard it here foist. As for FC...Why he is moving to an ashram....... karl the honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzRednek Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Karl did you forget to read the instructions "use only in a well ventilated area"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Yep so i took the can out to the range and ventilated it....for some reason it did not work.... karl.. Gotta keep things hopping...: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Karl hugs palm trees and is anti-gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I head that...I heard that I shall get ya with my bow and arrow. kimo sabi karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoedoh Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Your father was a shrubber and your mother smelled of elderberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Bill Clinton is coming he heard that you guys were asking out Hill to the dance...... karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 That is what makes this place grand!!!!!!!!!!!!! karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Hess Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 If you knew where THIS FINGER ->I<- had been.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzRednek Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 KARL EXPOSED Two board memberss, FC and Karl, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. FC turns to Karl and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." FC thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, FC goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" FC says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, FC shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Karl at the bar. He tells Karl about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Karl says, "What's that?" FC says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "Karl says No." "Then you're a queer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Not bad... Az goes into a bar with a gorilla and asks for a beer. The barman replies in an outraged voice. We done serve strange looking apes in here Two big bouncers walk up and toss one out on his butt. The barman turns to the gorilla and askes "you want a bottle or a draft????" karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! Here's true to life: I rent a room from a gay. Didn't know it, & he's never said so, but he's got to be. He's a nice guy. He has a single nipple ring (you can look that one up). He has a bud, presumably a kindred spirit. We take turns cooking the Monday night meals. One night we went to IHOP (no wise ideas). My wife called asking what I was doing? I told her later I was out to eat with my gay friends. She and her sister thought that was pretty funny! I was in uniform too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzRednek Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I stuck up for Karluity on another board. Guy was claiming Karl eats sh!t sandwiches. I let everybody know it was a lie because I know for a fact Karl does not like bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted January 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Thank you Az. The creature who said that was clearly confusing his menu with mine. karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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