karlunity Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Seems our PC Secy of the Navy wants to ban the sale of tobacco.Captain Jones office.The CPO walks in: "Skipper we got a couple for Captain's Mast."Capt Jones: "what did they do Chief?" CPO: "Well, Skipper, they were with each other in the head and.."Capt Jones: " Damn it Chief, you have seen the orders this is the NEW navy what the men..or sailors..or sea-persons..do when they are off duty is not our business. You WANT to get busted down to seaman and retired..!!!!!"CPO: "Skipper..that is not it..I ..I don't know how to say it..they...they..."Capt Jones; "Damn it Chef..spit it out..be a man..a...a be a male...I mean be a self actuated person!!!! "CPO: "Afterward..they were found...I mean we smelled..Sir, they were smoking.."Capt Jones: "Well now CPO, it may not be our thing as my dad would say but Pot is legal and,,,,"CPO: "No Skipper..they were smoking..smoking tobacco!"Capt Jones: Turning white..."Oh, my God.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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