That's funny! I don't like any of the after death options. Cremation means nobody has a grave to visit, and no gravestone. Coffins.. well, rotting away in a sealed box doesn't sound good. Thought about one of those basket caskets that organically decompose. The above ground thing the Indians did sounds better, but that's not happening. I joked about getting stuffed, then put at the front door with recordings of my most famous sayings.