FC Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog butts - I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Mailman fiend - come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot Sniff this and weep. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. I hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss - well, maybe catching cats. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much as I do. Dig under fence - why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. You may call them fleas, But they are far more - I call Them a vocation. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I blow a big one. The cat is not all Bad - she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls. Are you gonna to eat that? You gonna eat that? I could eat that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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