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New Husband Mistake : 0


karlunity

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A friend's son just got married a few month ago.

Well, his bride was complaining about how her swimsuit was " old and worn out"

So for a surprise, he went and got her a new one and tossed the old one. :(

 

When she found out she was NOT a happy camper..his dad and I exchanged looks and told him that women just don't buy swimsuits, they fit them and they are very very particular about how they fit. :rolleyes:

 

We told him not to worry : ) but don't ever, not matter what she says, throw out her chothes. : )

or, lord protect you, her shoes.

 

It takes years to learn to understand "Wifespeak".

 

For example: "This old thing" is a dress she spent weeks looking for and you had best "like" it. : )

 

Karl

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I learned that 30 sum-odd years ago to never,ever,throw anything of hers away.When you clean the garage out,you have 2 piles.One is the junk to the dump and the other is hers to sort through.It's a different story with yor stuff.It hare-lips the hell outa me when she throws away a favorite pair of jeans because they look tacky,just when I got them broken in.

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