Friendship

[fritz]

Well, at least in this person's view-------

 

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems

that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

 

 

Well, here is a series of promises

that actually speak of true friendship.

 

 

You will see no cutesy

little smiley faces on this card -

 

 

Just the stone cold truth

Of great friendship.

 

 

1. When you are sad -- I will

help you get drunk and plot revenge

against the sorry who made you sad.

 

 

2. When you are blue -- I will

try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

 

 

3. When you smile -- I will

know you are plotting something

that I must be involved in.

 

 

4. When you are scared -- I will

rag on you about it every chance I get.

 

 

5. When you are worried -- I will

tell you horrible stories about

how much worse it could be,

until you quit whining.

 

 

6. When you are confused -- I will

use little words.

 

 

7. When you are sick -- I will

tell you to s tay the hell away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.

 

 

8. When you fall -- I will

point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

 

 

 

 

This is my oath....

I pledge it to the end.

"Why?" you may ask.

"Because you're my friend!"

 

 

 

 

Friendship is like

peeing your pants:

Everyone can see it,

but only you can

feel the true warmth.

 

 

fritz

 

 

[FC]

I must've had a lot of friends.

[Horsefly]

I'm truely blessed with a lot of good friends too! Jerry

[cold shot]

As for the peein' of the pants, if the wind blows it can get mighty cold down south of your border.!!!!