swamprat

Being up there in the frozen north, is that date your left blonde or your right? Happy Birthday you old cuss!

And so speaks the religion of peace.

swamprat

PSALM 2010

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I am glad I am American,

I am glad that I am free.

But I wish I was a dog .....

And Obama was a tree.

Swamprat

On call sucks. I worked on call as a dispatch driver for the railroad. When called you go and damn the weather or your home life. Roadside repairs or towing is the most dangerous job in the U.S. Tow truck operators are killed daily in the U.S. My brother ran a wrecker service for years and I'm surprised he survived. Main reason he survived was wide open Kansas roads and not conjusted city traffic. Look for something else.

Swamprat

A Kansas Poem

It's winter in Kansas!

And the gentle breezes blow

Seventy miles an hour

At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Kansas

When the snow's up to your butt

You take a breath of winter

And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful

So I guess I'll hang around

I could never leave Kansas

I'm frozen to the ground!

Swamprat

I'm not really concerned about swine flu. But here's my concern.

• 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . . Mad Cow disease.

• 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu.

• This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock . . . Anybody else worried?

Swamprat

Had some a%$whipe perk hold me up today. I told him the folk's in D.C. had already took all I had. His comment was, "How the hell can I survive,when these pricks get there first?"

Swamprat

The reason I asked about depth was wondering if it would do checkering. Sounds like it would.

Swamprat

For someone who wants out of Cali as bad as you Karl I am surprized you don't pray for fire!

Swamprat

How deep is the burn?

Swamprat

I like it. The little box on the side showing newest stuff is great.

Swamprat

Band those frying pans! Band them I say!

Swamprat

Karl,

Read my post of Dem's declaring themselves Reb. They too have seen the light (MAYBE).

Swamprat

Guy's I just had a long time friend ( after I sent him all the crap coming down on Abama) tell me he's a Reb. This ###### has voted Dem for as long as I have known him! Now he his on our side? What the F%$# is up? Dem's deserting the post! MY God is it possible we were right all along?

Swamprat

Tonight on Animal Planet I saw two (2) violations of the constitution. An Animal Cops entered a fenced property without a warrant and demaned a search for an animal. Illegal entry ,Illegal search. Next I saw a man bring out his dog for the officer to look at. The officer took his dog saying it needed medical treatment. However the officer was not a Veterinarian so had no way of knowing the dogs condition, illegal ceasure. When I said what the @#$%, my wife said "Thier just protecting the animal's!" I told her thats what the other Jews said in Germany. All the animals in this show were given names. This hunanized them and gave them Rights. At the same time they undermined our rights. If it's alright to take a dog without authority why not a child? Or how about your entire household? Violate my rights for a dog! What stops you at my door?

Swamprat

STOLEN FROM ANOTHER FORUM

Thanks to Obama, luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past (well, except for him and his buddies).

They have always been beyond my means but I took a Cadillac Escalade out last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.

I explained if it were a Democrat car the seats would blow smoke up your ass.

Swamprat

Did you notice that the Air Farce jet bike had TRAINING WHEELS!

Swamprat

I have a couple of these SW ... one still more or less original, and the other appears to have been shortened. I have read of some folks converting the bolt to fire a center fire round which greatly simplifies reloading for this old beast.

 

Whenever I think of the Vetterli it reminds me of Jules Verne ...

If you do a search there is a web site that shows how to do the conversion to centerfire.

Swamprat

Thanks guys. Yeh, they make pickup truck every day. I am glad that I left room in front of me. If I did not, there would have been more car in the accident.

 

Rob

Go to a good bone cracker (the ones not reconized as doctors) It's chiorpractor or something like that. Get yourself fixed up. But keep the saw bones in the dark (don't let them know you been to a bone cracker). They will have you disabled for life or until the insurance runs out (which ever comes first). In the mean time you will feel good and be free of any pain. Oh yah don't let the insurance company know either. The doctors and the insurance company's deserve each other.

Swamprat

Get your SS disability now! After the surgery you are screwed. THEY SAY YOU ARE WELL, you say different.

Swamprat

For the past several years I have been bombed with this or that reason of what is wrong with the U.S.A. After about the third message telling me same thing, I start to delete. I think I have deleted the U.S.A. Overwhelm me with this or that and I delete. Just maybe, just maybe. This has been the other folks aim all along! I no longer forward any message about law's of any kind. Have I deleted us out of the picture?

Swamprat

Stolr from another forum

Everyone has heard of emoticons,you know the little symbols

that look like this

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) a Dumb Ass

Hope this is not too offensive,I though it was funny

swamprat

It's ok to make shine just don't try to sell it or give it away. Personnel use means just that.

Swamprat

Thanks Swamp rat.

 

I made home-brew about 25 years ago but stopped when we came to Cali as we did not have enough cool days to let it ferment.

 

When we first met my brewing got the Hippy mad at me.

 

We were in a small apt back in our student days and I made a batch, now bottles that you could cap were hard to find, so on my first batch.

 

I filled them to the top and capped them..

 

Well the Hippy had gotten a new rug for our "front room" and paid what for us in those days was the princely price of $ 40.(This was a one and a half room apt) and I put the case or two of brew in the corner.

 

One day when we got home, the place smelled like a bar and there was glass and beer all over the new rug. : (

 

karl

 

The later batches were better. The only problem I had was letting it sit for 6 weeks...gad.. the temptation.

Karl,

My Dad made homebrew during the depression. They had bottled some up green, put it upstairs in the house. The bottles starting exploding. About this time the county sherrif stops by. Says I been told you are making illegal beer.I don't have a search warrant but I'll be back in an hour with one ( one damn fine sherrif). Dad had to use quilts to cover the exploding bottles to get them out of the house. The sherrif came back the house was clean of beer. Dad said they ruined the quilts because of all the glass blown into them. I blew a still clean over the tree tops once but what the hay! I wrote it off as an experiment in uncontroled pressures.

Swamprat

Tony,

David before and after. Son I know you are trapped on that island but I am beginning to think you have gone ISLAND HAPPY. You need to go to your nearest loved-one, give them a giant hug and say: "Without sex I won't see tomorrow!" If you get a hug. You know your life insurance is to much. If you get a hug and a kiss. You know they wished they had increased the insurance. If you have the greatest sex you have ever had, you know you are truly loved. Just think of your troops! To get a hug it will cost them $20.00 Or a court martial (if they hug the wrong one).

Swamprat