What’re phrases you don’t hear anymore?

[manureman]

You’ll here everything but meat fryin  and money rattlin 

[karlunity]

To a woman   You think like a man.

[FC]

Manureman, I’ve never heard that one.

Karl, should I try out that line now?

Horse sense.

[ken98k]

Useless as tits on a bull.

[karlunity]

You can pal but you best wear earplugs and a helmet : )

Karl

 

[Dr.Hess]

My grandmother used to say:

Way down south, down Bowling Green,

A Tom-Cat sat on a sewing machine.

Sewing machine that sewed so fast,

Sewed 21 stitches in the Tom-Cat's Ass.

 

 

I guess if you're in Michigan, Bowling Green (KY) is "Way down south."

[swamp_thing]

Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black.

[Horsefly]

Quicker than a cat can lick his ass. 

[Horsefly]

(Something expensive) Higher than a cats ass !

[Dr.Hess]

Shittin' in High Cotton.

[manureman]

 If my dad was still alive he’d be saying son throw a stick of hedge in the stove it’s colder than a well diggers ass out there this morning and the grounds froze harder than a wedding dick and by the time we get chores done we’ll be shakin like a dog shittin a log chain and we’ll want that stove jumpin when we come back in.

[swamp_thing]

5 hours ago, manureman said:

 If my dad was still alive he’d be saying son throw a stick of hedge in the stove it’s colder than a well diggers ass out there this morning and the grounds froze harder than a wedding dick and by the time we get chores done we’ll be shakin like a dog shittin a log chain and we’ll want that stove jumpin when we come back in.

And you can bet your ass the balls would freeze off a brass monkey before he could make it back inside. You'd piss icicles in that weather.

[Horsefly]

Colder’n a witches titty !

[FC]

It's the white man's burden.

[Horsefly]

Shinier than a diamond in a goats arse. 

[Horsefly]

One I’ve never heard anywhere but where I grew up on Red River is, “I lit a shuck outta there” ! Means to hurry up or go fast. 

[FC]

Never heard those either. 
I quote my grandpa all the time. “Drinking doesn’t make you a man”, “Put some elbow grease into it!”, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”, and, “An education is expensive!”