BradD Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Look out, all our Texas brothers. This pinko, communist, fag, subversive, fruitcake, Democrat-disguised-as-Republican, liberal, inadequately religious pervert is a-comin' to Texas to hunt them miniature pigs ya' got there and maybe a few varmints, too. I try to get down there once a year for something or other. Fritz, if you want to keep a wary eye out for me, I'll be a few miles south of Ft. Stockton. Gonna leave at the crack of dawn tomorrow, Sunday (yes, I know I'm supposed to be in church, but my priest gave me dispensation since it was for hunting). I love hunting in Texas, and as long as I tell the folks I'm from BAKERSFIELD, California, they're pretty much okay with me. Don't say anything bad about me 'til I get back next week. Adios, Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoedoh Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Congratulations pardner! I think you'll find our brand of pigs to be quite satisfactory. I hope you have a blast while you're here. I've never made it out as far west as Ft. Stockton but have a very good friend who's brother lives there. Enjoy your stay. Tis a shame you weren't coming closer to all of us on the eastern side of the state. We could have made you an honorary Texan! Take care and don't have too much fun! Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emul8 Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 BradD -- Have a good time out hunting, as long as it doesn't conflict with all those consummate CA "qualities" you mentioned! Once I get to New Mexico I am hoping that the TX boys will let me visit for a hunt or two somewhere down the line. Even if they don't invite me, I'll invade...I've got 10 acres in west TX so I can make my stand there! Sometimes there's antelope on my property, I'll hunt them if I have to, even though I am not particularly fond of antelope as meat goes. I will do my best to avoid dragging your name through the mud until you are back, safe and sound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 I reckon your loading up right now,but I just wanted to say have a very large time,and watch out for the thorns.Javelinas are thicker than lawyers at a schoolbus wreck due to some good rains.Man I love Ft.Stockton.Feels like the end of the world.Have fun Brad.Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritz Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 "Fritz, if you want to keep a wary eye out for me, I'll be a few miles south of Ft. Stockton." Well, it's a pretty big state, and Ft. Stockton is about 400 miles from me down here in the beauty spot of Texas. I am probably closer to the Cajuns than to the die-hard folks of west Texas, who (to listen to them) wouldn't live no place else. fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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