Reverend Recoil Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Yesterday four Arab insurgents were trying to wire up a cell phone to a 155mm artillery shell by the side of a rode in Baghdad. Aukmed: Which wires did Mohammed tell you to connect? Abdule: I think it was the red, white, and black wires. Aukmed: You think! What do you mean you think? You had better be sure! Abdule: Mohammed said to connect the same colors as our glorious revolutionary flag. Ali: You fools! Is that any way to design a high-density micro-processing cellular system? The Samsung cell phone infidels don’t care what color our flag is. There has to be a better way. Ibrahim: Well, there is always EMMMO system. Aukmed: EMMMO? That sounds complicated. It may be too high tech for us. Ali: What is the EMMMO system? Ibrahim: You hold the wires in one hand and say, ‘Ennie Meany Miney Moe. Catch an Infidel by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Ennie Meany Miney Moe.’ Ali: Is that all? Ibrahim: Then you say, 'My Mullah told me to pick the very best one.' And then make the connections. Aukmed: Where did you get that system, from the gypsy woman? Ibrahim: No, PC Magazine. Besides, it worked the last time. Abdule: May Allah be with you. Ibrahim: Ennie Meany Miney Moe. Catch an Infidel by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Ennie Meany Miney Moe........ B O O M ! Reverend Recoil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGRWJB Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 They sure like those South African 155 shells don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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