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Yesterday four Arab insurgents were trying to wire up a cell phone to a 155mm artillery shell by the side of a rode in Baghdad.

 

Aukmed: Which wires did Mohammed tell you to connect?

 

Abdule: I think it was the red, white, and black wires.

 

Aukmed: You think! What do you mean you think? You had better be sure!

 

Abdule: Mohammed said to connect the same colors as our glorious revolutionary flag.

 

Ali: You fools! Is that any way to design a high-density micro-processing cellular system? The Samsung cell phone infidels don’t care what color our flag is. There has to be a better way.

 

Ibrahim: Well, there is always EMMMO system.

 

Aukmed: EMMMO? That sounds complicated. It may be too high tech for us.

 

Ali: What is the EMMMO system?

 

Ibrahim: You hold the wires in one hand and say, ‘Ennie Meany Miney Moe. Catch an Infidel by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Ennie Meany Miney Moe.’

 

Ali: Is that all?

 

Ibrahim: Then you say, 'My Mullah told me to pick the very best one.' And then make the connections.

 

Aukmed: Where did you get that system, from the gypsy woman?

 

Ibrahim: No, PC Magazine. Besides, it worked the last time.

 

Abdule: May Allah be with you.

 

Ibrahim: Ennie Meany Miney Moe. Catch an Infidel by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Ennie Meany Miney Moe........

 

B O O M !

 

Reverend Recoil

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