TYRVR Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 I note that beside my name there is a short little sentence, it says; "ADVANCED MEMBER"......it has been some years since I had someone take notice of my member....and to say "ADVANCED MEMBER" made me feel special until I noticed that there were others with ADVANCED MEMBERS............is it the blue background? is that blue tint from viagra radiation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGRWJB Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 As the church lady on Saturday night live would say....."Oh now isn't that special". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamprat Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 TY, I just checked and it says I have the same condition. However what is really scary is it says Emul8 also. And that just isn't right! After all I been growing mine since infancy and I'm sure hers must be a recent acquisition. Swamprat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emul8 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Yeah, I just noticed mine...and from previous experience on a purely observational perspective, it IS advanced! How do I get rid of it? This is ruining my chances for a date...excepting a couple of total freaks! Maybe in my case it's just a phase...at least, that's what I am hoping, I can't imagine being stuck with this for the rest of my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doble Troble Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 It looks like everyone but RGR has a priapism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamp_thing Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Emul8, If I might give some advise on this subject, it would be get out of kalifornia before it is too late. I have always heard the horror stories about it out there, but look what is has gone and done to you now. Run, don't walk, to the nearest border and save yourself. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emul8 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Thanks for the advice, swamp thing...I will do just that (leave CA) in a matter of time, however, in the interim, I am trying to figure out whether this Advanced Member thing is removable, and is it a snap off, or twist off? Forgive me but my experience is limited!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamp_thing Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Emul8, as I recall the quickest way to solve this delema was created by a woman named Lorraine Bobbitt. Forgive me if this name is mispelled, but I am sure you know of whom I speak. Maybe it isn't for everyone, but effective don't you think? Just a bit of fun here. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailormilan2 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 And here, I always thought that Lorraina Bobbitt was the inventer of Snap On tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamp_thing Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Sailormilon2, I could be wrong on this, but I was under the impression that she in fact worked for a company which was part of American Tool companies. They are. or at least were, the makers of Vice Grip. They had a sister company that goes by the name of Pro Snip. I am thinking that Lorraina was the chief in charge of testing and developement in this division. Just pure spectualation on my part though. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emul8 Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Ah yes, some people I know think I am an alumnus of the Lorena Bobbit Charm School...I don't know why I didn't consider that abrupt alternative for Advanced Member removal. I guess I wasn't violated by it, therefore I felt no compulsion to whack it off and chuck it into a field! No pun intended here, but, thanks for the tip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamp_thing Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Emul8, I never considered the "violated" aspect to the equation when suggesting the Bobbitt idea. Guess I should think things through a bit better in the future.LOL Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamprat Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Emul8, Don't chuck it in a field! Send it to RGR so he won't feel left out. Besides the cops could find it and have it sewn back on. Swamprat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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