fritz Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Fun With Love and Marriage ~~~ Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. ~~~ A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine." ~~~ The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave. ~~~ Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~~~ How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done. ~~~ A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death." ~~~ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." ~~~ A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. ~~~ Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. ~~~ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~~~ Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines. ~~~ Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute ~~~ Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man! ~~~ First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~~~ Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand. ~~~ Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ~~~ Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring wedding ring suffering fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Hess Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Hey Fritz, Today, Dutch Christmas, BTW, is my 20th wedding anniversary. I won't comment further on your post. Dr.Hess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 my 20th wedding anniversary Congratulations Dr. Hess. May you and your lady have many more. The Hippy and I are pushing 30!!!!!!!!!!! Seems like we just met. : ) I still recall what folks said when we started going out: "THOSE TWO"??????!!!!!! : ) Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TYRVR Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ...would have been married 38 years tomorrow......my wife died in 98......never realized how much she meant to me until she was gone....if you have someone who loves you.....keep them close, life is short and sometimes tomorrow is too late to say "I LOVE YOU". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 TYRVR you and your lady are in our prayers. Take care my friend. Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritz Posted December 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Two months ago was my 42nd wedding anniversary, and I forgot it. Well, she did too. That comes with long marriages (and old age). But we both remembered it at the last moment, and that's what counts. fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spec4 e4 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 I will never forget the day when I was married. I was drunk;). But I still can remember the date: Oct. 28 of 95 wife birthdate March of 28 Hire at LBC Aug 28 Father birthdate Sept. 28. You see, I can never go wrong on the 28th. spec.4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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