swamprat Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Here's another one for fritz. Hazards of golf A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture." We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold shot Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 giggle, giggle ,laugh, laugh. Good one man , made me laugh. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritz Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 I have to admit that I have a habit of slicing the ball, but instead of a cow pasture there is a nego Baptist church just to the right of #1 fairway. Just about where a long tee shot could reach. I am not sure, but I believe I have a few golf balls under the church. I may have even hit a stained glass window on it. But it didn't break. Lately I have developed the habit of aiming to the other side, but sometimes accidents happen. fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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