fritz Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...DUHHHH I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.) Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out. fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzRednek Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Before you got ran over, did you have to remove any prickly pear thorns from your hands?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold shot Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 dog food diet? huh, I wonder how the cat food diet would do. probly be just as good but watch out for hair balls!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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