Hey, Amigo!

[fritz]

I wish you could hear the music with this one---

 

I was sittin' in traffic

Listenin' to the radio

George Strait was singin'

"Seashores of Old Mexico"

It sounded so good

I got an idear

I'm gonna go there

Since they're all over here

The Lone Star State

Should be renamed "TEXICO"

 

So long, Texas.. Hello, Mexico

I'm gonna swim the Rio Grande at El Paso

I'm leavin' tonight

I ain't gonna pack

I'm only takin' the clothes on my back

 

So long Texas, Hello Mexico

 

 

I'll drive a rattletrap car

with no liability,

I'll demand equal rights

though I'm there illegally

I'll protest in the streets

'Til they finally grant 'em,

 

Sing English words

to their National Anthem..

 

HEY! El Presidente

What's right for your people

Should be right for me

 

 

There's no controlling that tide that keeps rolling across the line.

 

This old Texas cowboy feels like my home state is no longer mine.

 

 

So long, Texas.. Hello, Mexico

I'm gonna swim the Rio Grande at El Paso

I'm leavin' tonight

I ain't gonna pack

I'm only takin' the clothes on my back

 

So long Texas, Hello Mexico

 

 

(Fade) YEP! Turnabout's fair play

HECK! I already LOVE the food

AND TEQUILA!

I'm gonna fly that Lone Star flag

and Old Glory EVERY DAY

I'm gonna celebrate every Fourth of July

I'm gonna make them print them forms in English

just for ME!

I'm gonna marry me a pretty senorita and we're

gonna have free medical care and free

education for ALL our kids!

Heck! Playin' my ol' guitar's the only

OTHER skill I've GOT!

Hmm - I wonder if I'll see ol' George Strait

over there

 

 

 

Hey, Gringo! You're swimming the wrong way,

man!

 

 

Yeah, yeah! I know!

 

Hey, Amigo! Hey, Amigo! You got a

SEESTER????

 

 

fritz

[cold shot]

hey fritz, what is the song tune? maybe I can put it to a blues or maybe a rock beat! whataya thin'? Dave