fritz Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down 10 . The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars..... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. I remember an old "Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" skit that had him interview the Russian leader who had introduced glastnost. Johnny asked him just what is glastnost, to which he replied, "Well it is openess". Johnny told him that it is probably because of those cheap Russian trousers you wear! fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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