fritz Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 TOP 35 > OXYMORONS > > 35. State worker > > > 34. Legally drunk > > > 33. Exact estimate > > > 32. Act naturally > > > 31. Found missing > > > 30. Resident alien > > > 29. Genuine imitation > > > 28. Airline food > > > 27. Good grief > > > 26. Government organization > > > 25. Sanitary landfill > > > 24. Alone together > > > 23. Small crowd > > > 22. Business ethics > > > 21. Soft rock > > > 20. Amtrak schedule > > > 19. Military intelligence > > > 18. Sweet sorrow > > > 17. Compassionate conservative > > > 16. "Now, then ..." > > > 15. Passive aggression > > > 14. Clearly misunderstood > > > 13. Peace force > > > 12. Extinct life > > > 11. Plastic glasses > > > 10. Terribly pleased > > > 9. Computer security > > > 8. Political science > > > 7. Tight slacks > > > 6. Definite maybe > > > 5. Pretty ugly > > > 4. Rap music > > > 3. Working vacation > > > 2. Religious tolerance > > > And the No. 1 oxymoron: > > 1. Microsoft Works Now, I have to question #35, since mrs fritz works for the state. But #17 is so true! fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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