fritz Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 A fart it is a pleasant thing, > It gives the belly ease, > It warms the bed in winter, > And suffocates the fleas. > > A fart can be quiet, > A fart can be loud, > Some leave a powerful, > Poisonous cloud > > A fart can be short, > Or a fart can be long, > Some farts have been known > To sound like a song > > A fart can create > A most curious medley, > A fart can be harmless, > Or silent , and deadly. > > A fart might not smell, > While others are vile, > A fart may pass quickly, > Or linger a while > > A fart can occur > In a number of places, > And leave everyone there, > With strange looks on their faces. > > From wide-open prairie, > To small elevators, > A fart will find all of > Us sooner or later. > > That farts are all bad, > Is simply not true- > We must never forget > Sweet old farts like you! > fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 I told this to my wife and she just gave me "the look". My 6 1/2 lb. yorkie "Teddy' has silent, absolutely horrific farts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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