fritz Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Well, at least in this person's view------- Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth Of great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- I will tell you to s tay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask. "Because you're my friend!" Friendship is like peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I must've had a lot of friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I'm truely blessed with a lot of good friends too! Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold shot Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 As for the peein' of the pants, if the wind blows it can get mighty cold down south of your border.!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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