Ghetto Spellin Or Ya Done No Ebonics?

[cold shot]

GHETTO SPELLIN'

 

Words:

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

 

 

 

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This is Leroy's home work

assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

 

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

 

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

 

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my rectum both.

 

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

 

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

 

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."

He say, "Bullsh1tt, that watch israel ."

 

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the

apartment undermine.

 

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"

she say "fortify."

 

 

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

 

 

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

 

Let us use it in a sentence.

 

"I should pop yo a$$ fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

[Brenden]

hmm. I hear this every day from the "homies" at college. Pretty good one Dave.

Brenden

[karlunity]

At one point they tried to pass this crap off as a language at Cal state and make the Hippy write papers on it.

She dropped that class.

 

Now keep in mind that this is 45 years after school integration and open enrollment.

 

karl

[roscoedoh]

They're teaching ebonics in Texas schools now days.

 

Try this:

 

Get out a piece of paper and write down "Fee Fi Fo" in any order.

 

Next, write down "Fee Fi Fo" again in any order.

 

Then, write down either Fee, Fi, or Fo. Only write one of these.

 

Now then, you have seven words.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Read this aloud to yourself.

 

Upon completion of the ebonics course, this will be your new phone number!