RGRWJB Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalouff buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."> The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian re turns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and prou dly says .. "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up,disappear for rest of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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