karlunity Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY! As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America! Karl I copied this from Another site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 God BLESS YOU KARL!!!!! You truely love our country and are a great patriot.Thanks for the heads up. Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold shot Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Hear, Hear, and raise the can high to salute the women of america for doin their part too. I beleive it's our civic duty to support all who partake in this event..We should all write our president, ask that this event be made an annual holiday..However We should request this to be a 3 day week end. I know I'll be supporting this event, might even start drinking again too...Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 If the women are ugly, do we have to commit suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 If the women are ugly, do we have to commit suicide? FC. Nope, we only alert the pretty ones. : ) Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 There ya'll go,screwing up a patriotic holiday before it even starts.You can't single out a certain group(ugly) and not include them.Next it'll be no fatties,fakies,and have to be a certain age or hair color.We have to be pole-catically correct and include all women.One good rule would be,you must be registered to vote.The first time a 12 year old girl walked down the street naked and some dude starts wolf-calling and wistling,he would be shot on the spot(I hope),so we gotta have an age limit,but it sure would be a good way to weed out some perverts.We have a family of camel jockies right up the road,and that's where I'm setting my lawnchair,beer cooler,and smoker full of pork ribs and ham.Man I can't wait for in the morning. Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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