swamprat Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Dear Bubba, Bin long thyme i rite. U ahl stil givn add vice? Needs sum add vice quick. Wife is gonan give birth to I dent eecal twins. Coud they both be mine? Kussin Zeak ben around these here parts an I has sum feers. Kan he be thu daddy of one? I waits yur ansur. Yur Kusin, Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 kusin Rat. Now yot got no call to be worrin about yo wife like that. y oney lst weak when i saw hr in the wods she wuz taking to the lord...syin lowd, help me..i thing it be twins... kusin Bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Cusin Rat,my old ladie has bin arunning wif yurin,an she toll mine she wares proe tection ifin she members it,an i beeleave her causin i memeber seein im in her perse.BEESIDES,an ole hound is the onliest critter i no of that kin hafe mixed litters. cussin fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamprat Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Bubba, Tanks U fur yur ree ply. I asked thu wife she say she bin faithful as a cow in heat. I gess I gotz tu beeleave her. Affer al she be the mother of mi childs. I wil wate fur hir to gives burth beefor I shoots thu daddy. Yur Kuz Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlecanoe Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 (WHISPER) Pssst!!! Did you hear banjo music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlecanoe Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Not that there's anything wrong with.................................... Banjo's.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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