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AzRednek

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Since Jackon was mostly plastic, they are going to melt him down and make him in to Lego's so all the little boys can play with him now.

 

What does K-mart and Jackson have in common?

 

Young kids clothing half off.

 

 

Just had to add. I know its wrong. darn you Az.

 

Brenden

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My wife mentioned something about Jackson the other day. I said, "hey did you hear it wasn't heart failure?" "No. What was it?" she said. I told her food poisoning. She looked stunned. I said, "Yeah, he ate an eleven yr old wiener."

It took a few seconds to settle in.

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Not only that Jerry, but I just honestly don't friggin' care of Jackson's dead or alive. I never really liked his music nor gave two hoots in hades about all the "controversy" he's stirred up over the years.

 

He's gone - but: I'm still in debt, the Sun continues to rise every morning, its still hot outside, and socialists are still running my country. So, so what if Michael Jackson's dead?? Take it off the TV already; he ain't coming back.

 

 

"From it we spring and to it, we must return". (Remember that? ;) )

 

Jason

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