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Cadillac Escalade: Republican Car Or Democrat Car?


swamprat

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STOLEN FROM ANOTHER FORUM

 

 

 

 

Thanks to Obama, luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past (well, except for him and his buddies).

 

 

They have always been beyond my means but I took a Cadillac Escalade out last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

 

 

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

 

 

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

 

 

He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.

 

 

I explained if it were a Democrat car the seats would blow smoke up your ass. :lol:

 

 

Swamprat

 

 

 

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