ken98k Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Rick had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops; 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin'.' 'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too.' 'Well, I get along with people -- I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too!' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spec4 e4 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Rick had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops; 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin'.' 'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too.' 'Well, I get along with people -- I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too!' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us!' Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh. Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShooterTom Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I may need to rethink my retirement plans, of being an isolated hermit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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