swamprat Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Dear Bubba, I gots me a new dawg anz my fryends and famlee tinks i's nutz. I were goin ta name him Karl's Chicken Fritz butt that thar name is alls most bigger than my dawg. I owed this dawgs great great grand daddy an he weren't no more than 15 pounds and his great great grandma was half that. Rite now he himself don't weigh no more than a pound at 7 weaks age. His great great grand daddy died at the age of 18 and his great great grandma was killed by a rotweiler at the age of 9. That wer 3 or 4 year ago or so. Tha raison i'm rightin is ma famlee are awl upset over tha name. They nows whatz a chicken are, an we'z awl had a fritz happen, butt they says Karl is a Yankee name an if i namez him that i'd dun ben runz out a town. Ta keeps piece in tha famlee i's ducided ta name him "CHAINSAW". I wher goin ta namez him Tom butt don't nowz how ta spellz it. My question are? Should i'd named him Chainsaw or Huzquarvarna? Yur Cuz, Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doble Troble Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Don cha meen "huskahvarnah"? Wie kent youse redneks spel or use spelchek? Ah thenk youse dawg shood be "Fang" cuz that well makem feel liken a biger dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamprat Posted October 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 i's don't wantz no commom trash name likes Fang. This hare be a pure bred mutt of tha finest caliber. Thar be a millions Fang. Butts thars only one motor drive wood cutter. Yur Cuz Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlunity Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 I thinks Karl is a good mane an ifin your kin don' understand they is ingroant. Yo is rite and I thanks ya. Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorgansBoss Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Sure is nice to see the technical topics picking up with serious stuff and "Cud" getting back to just plain fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritz Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Sure is nice to see the technical topics picking up with serious stuff and "Cud" getting back to just plain fun! I agree. But since I never considered myself a "bubba", I have nothing to add to this one. Just because I ain't a bubba, don't mean I look down on him (as Bill does). fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUTHPAW Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 I THUNK YOU OWT NAMES HIM AX HANDLE CUS I KNOWS HEL BE HARD HEADED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doble Troble Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 herd heded lik his oner. Thats ah gud won How bout sumthin deffert lik "Eynstine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odies dad Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Strong like bull, smart like tractor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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