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fritz

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A test--

 

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an

>experiment. What he did was, he went into the boy's room and placed on his

>study table these three objects: A Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whiskey.

>

>"Now then," the old preacher said to himself, "I'll

>just hide behind the door here, and when my son comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which

>of these three objects he picks up. If he picks up the Bible, he's going

>to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that

> would be. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that

> would be o.k. too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a drunkard -

> a no-good drunkard and Lord, what a shame that would be."

>

>The old man was anxious as he waited, and soon he

> heard his son's footsteps as he came into the house whistling and headed

> back to his room. He deposited his books on the bed, as a matter of routine, and

> as he turned around to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.

> With a curious set in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. What he

> finally did was, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his

> arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.

>He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink...

>

>"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's

> gonna be a politician!"

>

fritz

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