fritz Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I just heard on the nightly news on channel 549 that approximately 300 illegal immigrants (most of them Mexican) have turned themselves in to our local sheriff. The sheriff is overjoyed at this occurance (belated as it is) of these people finally seeing that they cannot escape the long arm of the law, and have instead decided to face the circumstances. While there is not enough cell space for all these born-again citizen wannabees, the sheriff and his staff is doing the best they can do. Most of them do not want to return to Mexico, and wish to declare themselves as citizens of the USA. They expressed the desire to stay and be a worthy citizen of America. Some have even promised to pay federal taxes on their income as laborers of some of the big-name employers (who shall remain anoymous). This is good news indeed. And about time, I say. But without help from the Bush administration, these "guest workers" are now our responsibility. We must provide for their health care (many are malnutritioned) and one pregnant immigrant admitted to not having eaten for 6 days. The SOP is to give the captured illegals food and water, but this many at one time is overwhelming. We are doing the best we can, but without help from the federal government, it will cause a hardship on our small county. But we will do the right thing, and provide them with the basic necessities to survive this ill-conceived event in their lives. While many local hispanics are afraid that these new workers will take their jobs, they will eventually see that it is in the best interest of the country to do this. Nobody likes to pay higher taxes, and while this may cause our local budget to go over-limit, it must be done (in the name of humanity). Wait, I just received this news briefing------ APRIL FOOL! fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradD Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 FEMA will help. APRIL FOOLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken98k Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 I hate people with late breaking news. LOL Kenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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