Illegals, By Cal Thomas

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"I travel frequently to the United Kingdom. The stamp the immigration officer puts on my passport says, 'Leave to enter for six months. Employment and recourse to public funds prohibited.' I can't hold a job and I can't apply for welfare or other benefits paid for by the heavily taxed citizens of the UK. But I am told by the 'immigrants rights' crowd in my own country that not only should I welcome illegal aliens here, I should willingly pay for the education of their children in public schools, their emergency medical care and any additional benefits they might require. Does this make sense? Why aren't they working to improve their lot and economy in their native countries instead of piggybacking on what we have already built here?" —Cal Thomas

 

 

 

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POEM - Illegal Immigrants

 

 

I cross ocean,

poor and broke,

 

Take bus,

see employment folk.

 

Nice man

treat me good in there,

Say I need

go see Welfare.

 

Welfare say,

"You come no more,

 

We send cash

right to your door."

 

Welfare checks,

they make you wealthy,

 

Medicaid

it keep you healthy!

 

By and by,

Got plenty money,

 

Thanks to you,

TAXPAYER dummy.

 

Write to friends

in motherland,

 

Tell them

'come, fast as you can'

 

They come in turbans

and Ford trucks,

 

I buy big house

with welfare bucks.

 

They come here,

we live together,

 

More welfare checks,

it gets better!

 

Fourteen families,

they moving in,

 

But neighbor's patience

wearing thin.

 

Finally, white guy

moves away,

..

I buy his house,

and then I say,

 

"Find more aliens

for house to rent."

 

In my yard

I put a tent

 

Send for family

they just trash,

...

But they, too,

draw welfare cash!

 

Everything is

very good,

Soon we own

whole neighborhood.

 

We have hobby

it called breeding,

 

Welfare pay

for baby feeding.

 

Kids need dentist?

Wife need pills?

 

We get free!

We got no bills!

 

TAXPAYER crazy!

He pay all year,

To keep welfare

running here.

 

We think America

darn good place!

Too darn good

for white man race.

 

If they no like us,

they can scram,

Got lots of room

in Pakistan.

 

And

 

1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language.

 

2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed.

 

3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in our language.

 

4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

 

5. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

 

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

 

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

 

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

 

9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home.

 

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.

 

 

Harsh, you say? The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of Mexico!