Investing

[fritz]

Tony,

 

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year go, it

would now be worth $49.00.

 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original

$1,000.00.

 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank

all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.

 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

 

fritz

[FC]

You sure picked some bad stocks Fritz! Actually, I've done pretty good on my stocks Friday. I still have some catch-up to do though after the May 11th- June 10th depression of the market.