fritz Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" The guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Man that is good! Here's a story I tell my girls when they complain: "The Papa Bear said, 'This porraige is too hot!' Baby Bear said, 'This porraige is too cold!' Mama Bear said, 'Gripe, gripe, gripe, I haven't even made it yet!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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