fritz Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 This from a friend who was a Marine (and you thought I didn't have any Marine friends)-- Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her > rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck > would have it, a gas station was just a block away. > > She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The > attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, > but she could wait until it was returned. > > Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait > and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that > she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the > patient. Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, > filled it with gas, and carefully carried the full bedpan back to her car. > > As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across > the street. One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it > starts, I'm turning Catholic." "Semper Fi" fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 That was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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