Living With The Same Old Woman

[fritz]

This fall will be 43 years with mrs fritz, and her hair used to be auburn. The rest was true also---

 

After I had been married for 43 years, I took a look at my wife and

said, "Sweetheart, 43 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed and watched a small 13-inch black and white TV; but

I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year-old auburn-haired gal.

Now, we

have a nice big house, 2 nice cars, a big king size bed and a huge

plasma screen TV;but I'm sleeping with a 64 year old woman. It seems to

me that you are

not holding up your side of things."

 

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

 

She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year-old auburn-haired woman,

and she would make sure that I would, once again, be living in a cheap

apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a

13-inch black and white TV.

 

Aren't older women GREAT? They really know how to solve your mid-life

crises!

 

 

fritz

 

[Horsefly]

I've been married 35 years this coming Friday.It seems to me you spend your young years trying to impress your wife with all you can do and that you can figure anything out.Now,after all these years,she expects me to do anything and everything.It's amazing at the things she brings me and ask,'can you fix this".Jerry

[karlunity]

29 for me and the Hippy.

 

karl

[Eldora]

28 years Saturday (12th). Boy, am I lucky or what?! Just got back from the florist ordering a dozen long-stem roses.

[FC]

Good for you all.

[Sailormilan2]

See, I knew there was a reason why I am still single. You guys have taken all the good women!