fritz Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 A Texas Panhandle rancher and his wife were bickering while vacationing in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner. When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak." The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?" To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad." fritz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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