FC Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy During his stay his proud sponsors were McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Starbucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swamprat Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Tony, David before and after. Son I know you are trapped on that island but I am beginning to think you have gone ISLAND HAPPY. You need to go to your nearest loved-one, give them a giant hug and say: "Without sex I won't see tomorrow!" If you get a hug. You know your life insurance is to much. If you get a hug and a kiss. You know they wished they had increased the insurance. If you have the greatest sex you have ever had, you know you are truly loved. Just think of your troops! To get a hug it will cost them $20.00 Or a court martial (if they hug the wrong one). Swamprat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Posted May 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 I do want out of here! Get this- I went to a funeral today and people were dressed like they were going to Walmart. T-shirts, jeans, flip-flops (slippahs), miniskirt on a pregnant woman. I told my wife that when I kick over I want the funeral at 0600; that way the ones who love you will show up. Also, coat and tie, and nobody leaves their seat till it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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